A REPOSITORY OF
CLEVER JOKES

Just as important as it is to have a few clever one-liners memorized and always ready at the tip of your tongue, you much have a series of clever jokes ready as well.

If you hear someone else complain about how they're "just not a funny person", all that means is that they're too lazy to memorize a joke or two.

Be an interesting person. Be an excellent communicator. Wow the people you speak to.

Memorize a joke or two.

Here's a few to get your started, free of charge:

Jokes To Memorize And Use As Your Own:

I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad.

The fly didn’t stand a chance.

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Man to his wife: “Do you know what our 6 year old son wants to be once he’s big?” 

 

Wife: “No.”

 

Man: “A garbage man. And you know why?”

 

Wife: “No, why?”

 

Man: “Because he thinks they only work on Tuesdays.”

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Why do the French eat snails?

Because they cannot stand fast food.

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Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing! 

 

Father: Really, what?

 

Boy: That the potato should go in the front.

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Girls mostly treat me like a God. They totally forget that I exist and only approach me when they need something.

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